When we girls drink too much…

I don't go out and drink much anymore but hehe this one is great!

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We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move ever.

In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look nothing like the goddess we were just four hours ago.

We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooo much.

We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “I loooooove this song!”

We’ve found a deeper/ spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.

We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.

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Thank you Jen for sharing (miss you homefry!)